Openings & Closings
District-3
+13
May 29, 2026
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13 min read
Issue #13: The Sun, the Sweep, and the Zingone Bros Cat
Good morning, West Siders. We're the neighbor who mapped every sports bar on the west side, got you a private Raphael viewing before the museum opens, and reminds you the World Cup lottery closes tomorrow. Manhattanhenge, tonight, 8:13 PM. After that, we've got ballerinas, bobbleheads, and a $10,000 lightbulb the city still hasn't screwed in. Let's go. (Westward.)
The Met
+3
May 8, 2026
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10 min read
Issue #10: Chopped Cheese and Ten Dollar Knicks Tix
Good morning, West Siders. We're the neighbor who knows Gale Brewer's favorite cooking show and where to find a balloon inside a Staples. It's May. The parks are programmed. The bodegas are ready. And this newsletter just turned ten 🥳. Let's go.
Events
+5
May 1, 2026
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10 min read
Issue #9: Twelve Million Dollars and a Restraining Order
Good morning, West Siders. We're the neighbor who read the zoning documents so you don't have to, tracked down the real nationality of Winnie the Pooh, and is still processing a Knicks win whose score looked like a typo. It's May. The parks are open. The Trader Joe's won't be for long.
